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The Worst Translated Movie Titles Ever.

Movies in Latin America get translated to what some consider a more accurate version of the title. We translated them back to English and this is what the movies are now titled: 1. The Hangover = What Happened Yesterday?   2. I love You Phillip Morris = An Uneven Couple   3. 28 Days Later

Call Center Workers Object to High-Tech Monitoring System……

Call Center Workers Object to High-Tech Monitoring System That Alerts Supervisors if an Employee Is in the Restroom Longer Than Eight Minutes a Day Union representatives and government inspectors are looking into complaints that managers at a Norwegian call center forbid employees from spending more than eight minutes a day on, uh, personal business: Managers

English is a crazy language

Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway? Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall? Why is it that when we transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship,

The 5 toughest questions for men

The 5 toughest questions for men are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into

Wal-Mart has everything!

 Wal-Mart has everything! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer

Checking out.

I thought I would look in on you I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you’re sitting at your computer and if you’re OK. Yup, there you are