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Inspiring – yet to expire…

1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!

Time doesn't wait for you
Time doesn't wait for you

Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly,

Expecting the world to treat u
Expecting the world to treat u

coz u r a good. Person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

Think about it.

3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,

Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance

but what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don’t walk as if you rule the world,

Don't walk as if you rule the world.
Don't walk as if you rule the world.

walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!

That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes

Every lady hopes.
Every lady hopes.

that her daughter will marry a better man than she did

and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.

He was a good man
He was a good man

When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?

A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles.
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles.

He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide:

So many options for suicide.
So many options for suicide.

Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,

jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,

but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

Only 20 percent boys have brains.
Only 20 percent boys have brains.

10. All desirable things in life are either

All desirable things in life....
All desirable things in life....

illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru

We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

Laziness is our biggest enemy.Laziness is our biggest enemy.
Laziness is our biggest enemy.

Jawaharlal Nehru (Prime Minister Of India)

Mahatma Gandhi (Father of Nation India)

12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

Road Accidents.
Road Accidents.

Which makes it a logical statement that

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

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