|You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.||You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.|
|You get three meals a day (free).||You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.|
|You get time off for good behavior.||You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.|
|A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.||You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.|
|You can watch TV and play games.||You get fired for watching TV and playing games.|
|You get your own toilet.||You have to share.|
|They allow your family and friends to visit.||You can not even speak to your family and friends.|
|All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.||You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.|
|you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.||you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.|
Which Sounds Better?
Theory is when you know something, but it doesn’t work.
Practice is when something works, but you don’t know why.
Programmers combine theory and practice:
Nothing works and they don’t know why.
BS low – ratoinilaty high! Really good answer!