IN PRISON
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AT WORK
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You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. | You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. | |
You get three meals a day (free). | You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. | |
You get time off for good behavior. | You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. | |
A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. | You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. | |
You can watch TV and play games. | You get fired for watching TV and playing games. | |
You get your own toilet. | You have to share. | |
They allow your family and friends to visit. | You can not even speak to your family and friends. | |
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. | You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. | |
you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out. | you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. |
Humm?
Which Sounds Better?
Theory is when you know something, but it doesn’t work.
Practice is when something works, but you don’t know why.
Programmers combine theory and practice:
Nothing works and they don’t know why.
BS low – ratoinilaty high! Really good answer!