Monday, July 6, 2020

alligator

The legend of LACOSTE

The legend of LACOSTE This accident happened in palawan... two kids were going home from their uncles house, it happen that they should cross a river connecting a way from their uncles to their home.... suddenly a 16 foot Philippine alligator attack... stealthily, the children of course aren't aware of it, until it grabs one leg of her brother... pulls him down the river, smashes him side to side of the water until his completely helpless... weak and numb.... whats next?...

Dumb blonde joke

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of it's head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised.
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